About

I generally despise FAQ sections. I’m not so self-absorbed as to think that anyone cares about my favorite movies, reading lists, where I’m from or how I tick.

Never mind that this is an anonymous blog.

That said, it’s poor form to give readers zero context, so I’ll play along.

I was born in New England and work in Boston.

Things I love include sausage, beef and bacon.

Puréed, por favor.

You can find me in the trashiest joints around town.

The last great book I read was A List of Popular or Respected Lawyers.

I would like my last meal on Earth to be a heaping pile of cold hamburger meat with a straw.

Think about it.

I’ve never filed a clean tax return.

I routinely flip people off when they cede the right of way to me in traffic.

Because. Fuck. Them.

So you see, I’m like you, just sober and less predictable.

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One thought on “About

  1. You are an amazing writer. I am just kind of working my way through some of your posts. They are amazing and funny and heartbreaking. I am guessing that you have to be a writer in real life.

    I feel like I’m reading an award-winning memoir. In fact, I know I am.

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