I generally despise FAQ sections. I’m not so self-absorbed as to think that anyone cares about my favorite movies, reading lists, where I’m from or how I tick.
Never mind that this is an anonymous blog.
That said, it’s poor form to give readers zero context, so I’ll play along.
I was born in New England and work in Boston.
Things I love include sausage, beef and bacon.
Puréed, por favor.
You can find me in the trashiest joints around town.
The last great book I read was A List of Popular or Respected Lawyers.
I would like my last meal on Earth to be a heaping pile of cold hamburger meat with a straw.
Think about it.
I’ve never filed a clean tax return.
I routinely flip people off when they cede the right of way to me in traffic.
Because. Fuck. Them.
So you see, I’m like you, just sober and less predictable.